Somehow managed to get the cord for my headphones curled around me while listening to music just now.
I tried to get up and suddenly felt the cord tugging on me, as if to say, “No, please.. Please don’t leave..”
I felt bad that I had to go to class after class. Guess that’s what happens when I get wrapped up in my music.
Since the act of vomiting is known as “throwing up,” I propose we adopt the expression, “throwing down” as a synonym for the act of defecation. Think about how badass that sounds compared to the many other euphemisms we use to describe the activity! Would you rather “take a dump,” or THROW DOWN?
(Bonus points if you execute a mic-drop upon exiting the bathroom.)